Category: Writing and Poetry

NARUTO: huh?! where'd they go?! GGGRRRRAAAAAAAH!!! I FINALLY NEED SASKA AND HARUKA AND THEY AREN'T AROUND FOR ME TO ASK FOR HELP!!!
SAKURA: pssh... who needs 'em? they're just a waste of space and time!
SHINO HINATA GAARA TEMARI KANKURO AND ALL AKATSUKI MEMBERS: WATCH IT YOU BITCH!!!
SAKURA: eep! *runs away like a wuss*
NARUTO: I gotta find 'em! I gotta find Haruka and Saska!
EVERYONE I MENTIONED EARLIER: we'll help!
NARUTO: thanks guys...
HINATA: *blush* y-you're welcome N-Naruto...
EVERYONE: *walks off searching for Haruka Itachi Kiba and Saska*

[over at Orochimaru's lair]

OROCHIMARU: *hiss* heheheheheheh.....
SASKA: Let us go you bastard!
OROCHIMARU: oh, come now Saska, that's horrible to say about your MASTER...
KIBA: master? what's he talking about Saska???
SASKA: *sigh* well, this scar and my cursed eye were brought about by Orochimaru... so basically, I'm a run-away slave of his...
KIBA: *stares confused and shocked* you....were on the bad side once?
SASKA: yeah, but I was 5, and he acted nice to me and I didn't know any better...
HARUKA: *is in a cage with Itachi in the next room* SASKA?! KIBA?! ARE YOU GUYS OKAY??!
SASKA AND KIBA: YEAH WE'RE FINE!!!
HARUKA: *phew* good...
ITACHI: remains silent sitting in the corner of the cage*
HARUKA: *feels around while crawling* Itachi? are you okay?
ITACHI: yes Haruka, I'm just fine.
HARUKA: *finds Itachi's hand and holds it and sits beside him* that's good...
ITACHI: *smiles for the first time in his life*
HARUKA: I sense happiness in your aura...*smiles sweetly*
ITACHI: *blushes for the first time* yes, I'm quite happy now to be with you....
HARUKA: so last night was just a test run??? *sad look*
ITACHI: no, that's not what I meant...
HARUKA: *face turns happy and sweet again* I understand what you meant...
ITACHI: *laughs a bit softly and calmly*
HARUKA: *smiles*

[in the other room]

SASKA: dammit! this rope is cutting the circulation off my wrists and ankles!
KIBA: yeah mine too...
SASKA: *gives up struggling* Kabuto sure can tie a knot...jeez...
KIBA: *stares at Saska with a worried look* Saska...
SASKA: hmm? *looks over*
KIBA: I....I....
SASKA: .....
KIBA: *blushes* I know I didn't say this last night but.... I love you...
SASKA: *shocked look and blushes and smiles* I love you too.......mutt...*grins*
KIBA: *laughs a bit* don't say that, stubborn wolf...
SASKA: *smiles big*
KIBA: *blushes and leans in close to Saska's face and closes eyes*
SASKA: *blushes too and closes eyes*
KIBA: *kisses Saska passionatly*
SASKA: *blushes brighter red* heh...
KIBA: *clears throat nervously and blushes brighter red and looks away to the other side*
OROCHIMARU: *comes in with Kabuto* heheheheheh....
KABUTO: shall I terminate them, Master???
OROCHIMARU: no, we will wait until the demon fox gets here....THEN we terminate the prisoners along with the fox...
SASKA: you mean Naruto??? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
OROCHIMARU: what's so funny, girl?!
SASKA: *laughing hysterically* y-you think...*laughs a bit* that Naruto Uzumaki will give up as easily as you think?!?! *laughs louder*
OROCHIMARU: STUPID GIRL!!!
SASKA: I've seen that kid battle, he's not as easy to defeat as YOU think he is. He's the best student at the academy I've ever seen, and having the demon fox as his guide is even harder, because once death comes into his mind....the fox reveals its chakra and Naruto becomes stronger than ANYONE ever could be.... even me, myself.... the demon wolf, Rakuen's host...
KIBA: *is silent looking at the floor then finally speaks* I agree with Saska, I've seen Naruto battle....he's one tough kid to say the least...
OROCHIMARU: well I guess he's never battled a Sanin like me then...
SASKA: *rolls eyes* guess you'll learn a lesson then... and if I know my siblings and Kiba's team-mates, they'll come along, making it harder on you...
KABUTO: DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO LORD OROCHIMARU THAT WAY, YOU WRETCH!!!
SASKA: *spits in Kabuto's eyes* HOW YOU LIKE THAT, FOUR-EYES?!
KIBA: *laughs hysterically at Kabuto rolling on the floor yelling*
SASKA: *laughs along*
OROCHIMARU: you'll see, girl... I WILL beat the demon fox, Kyuubi.
SASKA: PSSH, please... you're just a stupid snake, what could you do to a FOX????
OROCHIMARU: *slaps Saska* SHUT UP, HUMAN GIRL!!! I GAVE YOU RAKUEN, HE DID NOT CHOOSE YOU!!!
KIBA: *growls louder and louder* YOU JUST DID THE WRONG THING, BUDDY.....*growls even louder*
SASKA: *is stunned from the hard slap to the face*
KIBA: *looks over at Saska and breaks ropes and attacks Orochimaru, knocking him out*
SASKA:GO, KIBA!!!! *cheers*
KIBA: *beats Orochimaru's face badly and unties Saska*
KABUTO: HEY YOU!!! I-
KIBA: *looks at Kabuto with a crazy, scary look on face* DARE TO FINISH THAT?!
KABUTO: *runs away like Sakura*
KIBA AND SASKA: *run and free Haruka and Itachi*
HARUKA: you guys still okay?
SASKA: I got slapped, but we're fine.
HARUKA: mmmkay...
HARUKA ITACHI KIBA AND SASKA: *try to find a way out*
NARUTO AND THE OTHERS: *bust through the wall and get us all out*
NARUTO: you guys alright?
ALL OF US: mmmhmm.
NARUTO: okay, now where's that damn Orochimaru?!
SASKA: Kiba beat the shit outta him for slapping me.
NARUTO: wow, Kiba's got a girlfriend, huh?
KIBA: *annoyed look and a blush*
SASKA: mmmhmm, yep he does, and I love him back! *glomps Kiba*
KIBA: *shocked look and a brighter blush* heheheh *sweat drop and still blushing*
SASKA: *laughs*
NARUTO AND OTHERS: *laugh along*
KIBA: *laughs a bit too*
OROCHIMARU: *comes out with a busted up face* *crazy laugh*
KIBA AND SASKA: DOES HE EVER GIVE UP?!?!
NARUTO: *cracks knuckles* obviously not...
HARUKA: c'mon people, we gotta go, Naruto, can you handle Oro?
NARUTO: *cracks neck too* no problem, heheheh. *smirk*
OROCHIMARU AND NARUTO: *big battle and Naruto wins with Oro dead*
EVERYONE INCLUDING NARUTO: *walk away happy*
SHADOW WATCHING FROM TREES: *watches them walk away with an evil smile on face* heheheheh....Haruka Hitokage... you WILL be mine... *face appears from the shadows and it's Zetsu*

NEXT TIME ON NARUTO CHRONICLES: THE STORY OF SASKA SABAKU....

[preview music plays]

we find out that Haruka has a stalker... AND HE'S A CANNIBAL!!!
what the hell? he has a venus flytrap head! and 2 different skin colors! man this guy's a real NUTJOB! oh no! he's kidnapped Haruka! [Saska's voice comes in] I guess I gotta save her then! SASKA TO THE RESCUE!!!

next time: ADVENTURE FOR A FRIEND!!!

Saska Sabaku=me
Haruka Hitokage=Brooke

CHAPTER 1: Friends And Love

[the sun rises and the birds begin to sing as Sunday morning begins]

SASKA: *stretches* AH! what a beautiful morning...
HARUKA: *still lays in bed with blanket over head* I'm not a morning person Saska, you know that...
SASKA: naaah, you're just tired from last night with Itachi...*smirk*
HARUKA: *sits up fast throwing blanket off* SHUT UP!!! *bed head* O.o
SASKA: *laughs* see?
HARUKA: just leave me alooone...*lays back down*
SASKA: alright...have it your way. ^.^ *puts on clothes and slides open door*
KIBA: *appears in front of door with a scared and surprised look on face* uh....hi Saska...heh.
SASKA: *is face to face with Kiba* good morning ^.^ lovely isn't it?
KIBA: *blushes bright red* yeah... *thinks to self: just like you...*
SASKA: well, lets get going...
HARUKA: *still lays there waving hands around mumbling* good, good, now GO AWAY! *covers head*
SASKA: fine...*sigh*
KIBA: *walking beside Saska trying to hold her hand* uh...um... *blushes*
SASKA: well...*grabs Kiba's hand and runs* let's hurry now!!! ^_^
KIBA: =3 *blushes brighter red*
HARUKA: *falls back to sleep*
ITACHI: *appears behind Haruka and watches her sleep* hmmm...
HARUKA: *murmers in sleep and smiles*
ITACHI: *sits and stares at her smiling sweetly*
HARUKA: *wakes up suddenly and screams* w-who's there??? *feels for a face and feels it's Itachi's* oh Itachi...it's you...
ITACHI: *feels sorry for the poor blind ninja girl* hmmhmmhmm.
HARUKA: Itachi, do you like me, or do you love me?
ITACHI: *remains silent*
HARUKA: I-Itachi?
ITACHI: *sits motionless then suddenly hugs Haruka* I....I...
HARUKA: uh...
ITACHI: I love you...
HARUKA: *glomps Itachi* I LOVE JOO TOO!!!!
ITACHI: *silently laughs*
HARUKA: *puts on ninja clothes and stands up* let's go, kay?
ITACHI: mmmhmm...*nods and stands*
ITACHI AND HARUKA: *both leave*

meanwhile...

SASKA AND KIBA: *arrive at the ramen shop and pig out*
AKATSUKI LEADER: *randomly enters while Saska and Kiba are eating they stop and stare at him with ramen hanging from mouths*
SASKA: what the hell???
KIBA: *gets ready for battle*
SASKA: *does the same*
AKATSUKI LEADER: *chuckles* what the hell did I do??? *drunk*
SASKA AND KIBA: *looks at eachother with a confused look*
AKATSUKI LEADER: *puts arms around Saska's and Kiba's shoulders* you know what guys? I love you, you guys are AWESOME!!!! *hiccup*
SASKA: oh God, you're drunk!!!
AKATSUKI LEADER: no *staggers* no I'm not! y-you're the one whose DRUNK!!! *falls down and passes out*
KIBA: uh oh...*smacks forehead*
SASKA: Kiba, you get his other arm...*puts his arm around my shoulder*
KIBA: alright....*pokes him with a stick then grabs arm and puts over shoulder*
SASKA AND KIBA: *walk from shop with the leader and drop him off at Akatsuki lair*

[Saska and Kiba train all day until the sun sets and they decide to walk back to Saska's house together]

meanwhile with Haruka and Itachi....

HARUKA AND ITACHI: *find Leader at the front door passed out*
HARUKA: *feels his face* leader?
ITACHI: oh God, he's drunk again...
HARUKA: c'mon, let's get him inside before Saska and her pack come and try to eat him again...-_-
ITACHI: mmmhmm *nods head once*
HARUKA AND ITACHI: *pick Leader up and drag him inside and decide to go to bed.....we'll come back to them after midnight, let's just leave them be for a pretty good while lol ;)*

meanwhile [again]....

SASKA AND KIBA: *walk down a dirt trail holding hands*
KIBA: *blushing and smiling* Saska?
SASKA: hmm? *looks over smiling*
KIBA: do you like me....m-more than a friend...?
SASKA: *smile fades and face turns serious* hmmm....*looks down at feet*
KIBA: ...
SASKA: I'm not sure....do you like me? *blushes*
KIBA: of course....I always have...
SASKA: then.....yes I do...*thinks of Shikamaru*
KIBA: why did you ask me that?
SASKA: because I didn't know if you liked me or not...
KIBA: why would you think I'd ask you if you liked me in the first place then?
SASKA: I really don't know...heh. *blushes*
KIBA: well it's good to know that you care... as much as I do about you...
SASKA: truth be told, I've always sorta liked you too...
KIBA: WHA--??? *eyes widen in that funny scared anime face way and holds hand tighter* I THOUGHT YOU ALWAYS LIKED SHIKA???!!
SASKA: *blushes* I did, but then my stupid sister Temari took his heart away from me, then I met you....the dog ninja, the closest thing I've seen to a wolf...
KIBA: what about Naruto?
SASKA: he was taken by Hinata, and she's a sweet girl, I don't wanna hurt her by taking away her only chance at love...
KIBA: true...so I'm basically not liked by anyone?
SASKA: *chuckles* nope, just me...
KIBA: sweet... hahaha
SASKA: *laughs along with Kiba*
KIBA AND SASKA: *arrive at Saska's house*
KIBA: *stops at the bottom step as Saska continues and walks up the stairs to the door and slides it open* *starts to walk away saying good night*
SASKA: hey...
KIBA: *turns around* huh?
SASKA: *offers hand* where do you think you're going?
KIBA: *smiles and blushes and takes Saska's hand and walks inside and "stuff" happens lol ;D*

now we'll leave them alone and come back to Haruka and Itachi...

[come in at an inappropriate time]

RANDOM PERSON: OH GOD!!!! *runs away screaming*

well, I guess this is a good place to leave off at...

NARUTO:: Next time on NARUTO CHRONICLES: THE STORY OF SASKA SABAKU....

[the next preview ninja music starts playing]

we come in each house in the morning and Saska, Kiba, Itachi, and Haruka are all gone!!! where'd they go?!?! What's that Deidara? They were Kidnapped by Orochimaru and Kabuto?!
OH NOES!!!

next time: THE NINJAS ARE GONE, NARUTO UZUMAKI TO THE RESCUE!!!!!